Not Having a Rant but a Request to Schookabobawicz's

I gotta tell ya, I gotta beef with me Not having a Rant but a request to Schookabobawicz's.  You know what I mean? Of course you don't you Schookabobawicz'! Why the freak are you reading this? HELP ME!  Follow me.  Join.  Come on Fiji's. Come on Bartlesville. (Who is Jacob Bartles?) Come on horse lovers. (huh?) I don't expect to be famous but I do expect to at least give you a daily 60 second respite from your daily grind.  What's getting your goat everyday?  Let me know. Register on the blog, follow me.  I am no more prolific than one rant per day. This is not SPAM.  You KNOW me.  Maybe you do not KNOW me but I KNOW you.  Please send me your suggestions. I can rant. I am no Robert E, but I have the statistics of how many people are actually reading what I have to say and the numbers have doubled each of the last three weeks! That's right....4----8-----16.  Unfreakinbelievable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...Let me share. If this continues, then in less than one year, we will reach over 4,503,5999,627,370,396 beings.  I need to let you know that number is 4,503,592,627,370,496 people than exist on this planet (Earth for your foreigners). So I will cut my expectations in half!  BUT YOU HAVE NOT REGISTERED TO FOLLOW ME.  (Mac, you are good!) The rest of you are not in the HALF.  And that's my Best Chicago Beef for today.