Non-migratory Canadian Geese

I gotta tell ya, I gotta beef with non-migratory Candadian geese. You know what I mean? Of course you do! I am talking about the ones that are about 3 feet tall, black and white heads that chew up the grass and leave piles of poop in your parking lot at the office, golf course and the nearest park with a retention pond.  Now that it's dark in the morning and dark in the evening it is almost impossble to avoid their leftovers.  And stupid?  They are just smarter than a rock and less smart than a log.  And slow? They are just a little bit faster than me (and I have tried on multiple occassions to grab one!).  And mean? Don't get between them and something they want back (say a gosling.) Endangered? Not for dozens of years. I love geese, I just can't eat a whole one.  I am not the first person to propose feeding Canadian Geese to hungry Americans at Thanksgiving and Christmas. However, I hope I am the first to propose letting any American with a stick, rock or gun kill up to 2 per month in months that end in "R."  And that's my Best Chicago Beef for today.