Using America as Your Personal Wastebasket

I gotta tell ya, I gotta beef with using America as your personal waste basket. You know what I mean? Of course you do! There is trash everywhere.  Don't you just love the schmungdups that just leave their hefty bags at the stop sign. Where were you born? Who raised you?  Now that I have mentioned it, just start looking. Everywhere.  How about smokers that just toss their live butts out the car window, drop them on the sidewalks or worse yet, empty their ashtrays next to their parking spot. It's criminal and they should be flogged.  I love Singapore.  It is a "fine" city.  There are strict laws against littering of any kind. First-time offenders face a fine of up to $500. For repeat offenders--it's a fine of up to $1,000 and a Corrective Work Order (CWO). The CWO requires litterbugs to spend several hours neck deep in raw sewage anfter they have been beaten with cane poles.  Just kidding about the last part but it would not be too harsh for these total losers.  True story, as told by a bartender at Flemings.  He's on a one hour crawl down the Kennedy "Expressway" and the guy in front of him starts tossing CD's out his window followed by the rest of the trash in the car.  Nothing better to do? Jeez unfreakinbelievable. Well anyway, he got his license plate, reverse looked up his address and had Allied Waste empty an entire garbage truck on top of his car. Okay that parts not true but it should be.  And that's my Best Chicago Beef for today.