Exact Same Speed

I gotta tell ya, I gotta beef with drivers that drive the exact same speed as the car next them. You know what I mean? Of course you do! Your minding your own business, just trying to go past the cars in the three lanes in front of you and they decide that they are at the speed limit and that's where they are going to stay.  The ningnongs are both hands on the wheel, 10 and 2,  staring forward at the perfectly clear road ahead because they have been blocking traffic IN ALL THREE LANES for the last 2 miles! Well latidah darling.  Aren't you special!  A private road just for you. So you pull right up on their bumper and start flipping your lights from low to high and leaning hard on the horn while you wave the other fist in the air until one of them finally sees the bigger picture and moves out of your freakin' way.  Don't forget to give 'em the long hard stare as you cruise past.  And that's my Best Chicago Beef for today.