Cell Phones in Automobiles

I gotta tell ya, I gotta beef with using cell phones in automobiles. You know what I mean? Of course you do! Your driving along at 80, minding your own business and there is a car up ahead weaving back and forth across their lane and into yours and your fellow commuters. Sure as I am a whiner, you slow down as you go past, and you take a good, long, hard stare at the jagoogaboff (to make sure they are not having a stroke something) and they got a Motorola Razor glued to the side of their face. You honk and give 'em the WTF wave and all you get back is them yada, yada, yadaing in their own little freaking world, like you don't exist and have a right to go fast in the left lane. And that's my Chicago Beef for today.