OMG Pot Holes

I gotta tell ya, I gotta beef with the City of Chicago and how they deal with potholes. You know what I mean? Of course you do! Any of you from Illinois know how huge they can get in the course of one winter (by-the-way, it's not Winter yet) The City defines one as: "typically irregularly shaped pavement holes." I am so proud that we have a formal definition.  OMG, I hit a pothole the size of a small semi-truck on Friday night and actually hit my head on the driver's side window.  So I call 311 to report the location and some poor, but happy $23 dollar an hour City worker tells me they only take calls regarding "utility cuts and sink holes."  Huh?  NOT what I wanted to hear but I will support them in their next contract negotiation-NOT.  A good explanation of why my rims are dented, our roads suck and why we are the brokest state in union.  And that's my Best Chicago Beef for today.