Just Fast Enough

I gotta tell ya, I gotta beef with drivers that drive just fast enough for me to miss the traffic light. You know what I mean? Of course you do! You drive the same route to work every day.  Day in, day out. You know the timing of the lights and which intersections in each town have a brutally long red to green cycle-time.  And of course, EVERY DAY, as you approach the worst intersection of your commute, some doofbagel in front of you starts to tap their brakes because God forbid they might have to speed up just a little to make the light.  But no, they slow down just enough for them to make it and leave you behind to smile at the red light camera and wait three freakin' minutes for the light to change.  But I don't worry because I write down all their license plates and some day I will see them again.   Oh yeah, I will not forget.  And that's my Chicago Beef for today.