Winter in General

I gotta tell you I got a beef with Winter in general. You know what I mean? Of course you do! I am sitting here in Denver looking out the hotel window. It's cloudy, 11 degrees, 6 inches of new snow and a 20 mph wind. Beautiful right? Wrong. It a mess out there. One quick trip to Starbuck's and your feet are wet and there is snow in your gloves from brushing off your car. You slip and slide to the store with your wipers doing nothing but smearing ice back and forth in front of your eyes. You get your coffee and then you do it again. Doesn't matter where you are. Cold is cold. Wet is wet. Winter in the North is Winter. Time to fly south permanently. And that's my Best Chicago Beef from Denver.