Road Construction

I gotta tell you I got a beef with road construction. You know what I mean? Of course you do! Isn't it December?  Shouldn't it be done?  Isn't there a law? Aren't we allowed a brief respite until April when it starts again?  Jeezfreakinlouise! I certainly think so but apparently someone forgot to tell the road crew at Lake and Ogden.  They were all having coffee and a smoke at 8am this morning. They got their orange cones bringing four lanes down to one way only.  No possible reason except to cost hundreds of cars an extra five minutes. So what did I do.  What we all want to do.  I dialed 911and reported a robbery in progress.  I described two of them in detail.   It felt good and I'm sure they'll think twice about it tomorrow morning.  Losers.  And that's my Best Chicago Beef.