Haters gotta hate

Why does every liberal democrat in the United States feel that the world is going to collapse because Trump is President? It didn't when we had the wishy washyist milk toast President ever in Barrack Obama.  The USA is run by congress.  In the end they make most of the real decisions. Grow up and get back to work and stop wasting time being a hater. I am sick and tired of you filling Facebook with your whiny comments.  You lost the election.  Get over it.

Lots of Illinois Stuff (shit)

Are your kidding me? What is there not to complain about?  Are you from Illinois   Pat Quinn? What a piece of bowel movement. He only was voted into office by FOUR (4) of the Illinois' 102 counties. He is supporting concealed carry for weapons and he supports President Obama. My Chicago taxes are crazy.  We had a 60% increase in taxes two years ago.  We are still underwater 5 years after we invested in this town. Things are good.....Not MFs.

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!! LICENSE REQUIRED TO BE HERE!

"Ah, Lower Wacker Drive — that shortcut of the cognoscenti, that terror of the tourist, that boon to the Hollywood chase-scene location scout — how we missed you." - Barbara Brotman, Chicago Tribune, December 3, 2012

I am the king of the cognoscenti for LW (Lower Wacker).  I own it!  I waited every day for 30 months for it to be reopened.  We bought in downtown Chi-Town because of it. 

So now, I know what you are thinking, WTF?  I hope he doesn't mean "What the Fuck?"  Is that appropriate?  Yes, WHAT THE FUCK!. (sorry Mom)  I have changed the rules today.  If you are offended then go away. I don't care if you care.  Driving on LW is a privilege! It is for people that live here, pay the exorbitant taxes and don't have the time to follow you shits.  So unless you are willing to pay $20 bucks a time, then stay up top!  Actually, never mind, you are not welcome!.

So today, I exit from Congress Avenue to THE Wacker Drives.  I make the hard right downhill turn under Congress and then up to the UW and LW split. I go left with the Harrison merge and drop into LW.  Green lights is all I can see (the rest is totally blind if you have never driven it.) I just pass some suburbanite going 23 mph. I accelerate to 55 mph (like all serious Chicagoans do.)  I am obeying everything but the 35 mph speed limit. As I get close to the Jackson turnaround light, a TOTAL out of state, non-welcome, mother-f'er prick makes an ILLEGAL turn directly in front of me. I put all 205 svelte pounds of me on the brakes, make a quick swerve right and miss hitting him by about 10 feet at zero mph.  He gives me a quick, I'm sorry wave regarding his illegal turn.  I give him a LONG honk and a one finger WTFMF.

I feel better now but still think you need a license or a Chicago parking permit to even be there.

And that's my Best Chicago Beef.

chicago teachers strike - just stupid

OMG!  I have a great idea.  Let's take the 18% pay hike off of the table and invoke the air traffic controller approach.  Do you seriously think that the Principal of the school should not be able to hire and fire?  Do you really think that you should not be evaluated on your performance? This is Chicago 2012; way too close to 2013.  Job security in a school system where over 50 freaking percent of the kids do not graduate?  THE KIDS ARE THE LOSERS BECAUSE OF YOU!  YOU! (not all of you but a lot!)  Remember the air traffic controller strike?  This is a great comparative event.  Thank you for your service.  You are done.  Please apply for the 10,000 open positions we have now.  We will pick the ones we want and the ones that care about anything but themselves. Try finding a job.  These Obama days are terrible! A lot of you really suck! I am looking forward to hiring 5,000 new graduates who care and will work toward improving our current situation.

Oh BTW, you have screwed my commute 2 out of 4 days this week.  Go to work or go to the unemployment line! I have never seen so much negative press on an issue.  You are right there with the worst of Chicago and embarrassing us globally.  And I hear your loser cheddar heads from Wisconsin are coming down this weekend.  i want to thank them in advance for the highway tolls and overal revenues for the City. Thanks for coming and leaving on Sunday. YOU ARE THE PROBLEM! And that's my Best Chicago Beef!

Convention Buses

I gotta tell you I got a beef with Convention Buses. You know what I mean? Of course you do! We are not talking commuter buses here.  We are talking about the behemoths that are 14 feet tall and 12 feet wide that park illegally with their engines running, pumping out exhaust without any regard to people that have to get out of their way. These are the ones that line up, one in front of the other and drive from hotel to hotel picking up and dropping off conventioners from McCormick Place.  They bring traffic to a complete standstill, run cars off the road and make wide turns without regard to pedestrians. Total losers.  Just last night we are getting into a cab and a big white one of thes suckers pulls up besides us with his right turn blinker on. We are between him and the curb and he starts to turn.  The cabbie is honking his horm becase we are about 2 inches apart.  Finally he sees us and straightens out a bit. The cab driver immediately pulls out a large, wide tipped Magic Marker and draws a wavy line all the way down the length of the bus as it pulls past us.  We all felt better after that.  And that's my Best Chicago Beef.

Road Construction

I gotta tell you I got a beef with road construction. You know what I mean? Of course you do! Isn't it December?  Shouldn't it be done?  Isn't there a law? Aren't we allowed a brief respite until April when it starts again?  Jeezfreakinlouise! I certainly think so but apparently someone forgot to tell the road crew at Lake and Ogden.  They were all having coffee and a smoke at 8am this morning. They got their orange cones bringing four lanes down to one way only.  No possible reason except to cost hundreds of cars an extra five minutes. So what did I do.  What we all want to do.  I dialed 911and reported a robbery in progress.  I described two of them in detail.   It felt good and I'm sure they'll think twice about it tomorrow morning.  Losers.  And that's my Best Chicago Beef.

BCS Sucks

I gotta tell you I got a beef with the BCS. You know what I mean? Of course you do! You, me and 150,000,000 football fans.  For those of you who don't know, the BCS is a poorly contrived conceptual formula to match the top 2 teams in College Football at the end of the Bowl Season to play for the National Championship. Who is the best?  Simple. Every team plays in a conference and every conference has a champion.  You then take the two winners of the two strongest conferences with the best records and they play each other.  Huh? Sounds simple enough. Who the hell wants to see two teams that have already played each other play again? Only corrupt BCS officials and Bama fans. Seriously, only Bama fans (sorry Cuz.)  The SEC is so special...special to themselves.  We want to see a very strong offensive team play LSU.  That is not Bama.  Maybe if we want to see field goals but not touchdowns.  How good are the Tigers really?  We will never know and the BCS will continue to suck until there is no reality left.  Go Tigers, Wax Bama. Go Pokes score a hundred. And that's my Best Chicago Beef.